I wasn't ever going to do this...

I am going to blog about work. After I found out that my husband was having dreams about my work I decided I was probably talking about it a little too much and so I told myself that work talk was off limits for the blog. However, I am making an exception. Just this once, and only because I believe it is good for the people to laugh...And if this doesn't make you laugh even a little, you are probably not much of a laugher to begin with which (consequently) means you could have high blood pressure due to stress...Get that checked out ok?

Anyways, I was in my department the other morning and I greeted a "typical" customer. She looked a little on the nutty side but hey, I sell socks with animals on them and magenta fedora hats so she could have needed what I had. She and I started discussing a red belt I have when she decided to try it on. She promptly took it off and said 'well sweetness, I only tried it on because you told me to..." Since I had not told her to try it on, I looked at her quizzically and she simply stated "Oh, I was just talkin to the holy spirit...Of course my psychiatrist doesn't think he exists so I don't know what I'm payin him for". (wow) at this moment another customer entered my department and I informed the lady that I was going to see if that customer needed help and she asked me if that was the only size I had in that belt. I briefly glanced at the lengths of the other belts and said a quick "yes" and darted over to the other customer. Well - apparently i was wrong because not 2 seconds later red belt lady came marching up to me and said, "You silly thing, there was another size...I hope your baby is smarter than you!" I then watched as she walked quickly into the next department and asked the salesperson for my name and then she went over to the shoe department. After procuring a pen and paper, she wrote the following note and asked the shoe manager to give it to me...

It states "Courtney (sp)? in accessories (sp)? receives and F-" and it is indeed signed "God"

It would indeed appear that not only is "God" unsure of the spelling of my name and the word "accessories" but she is also easily upset when it comes to the sizes available in a particular red belt... I will say in all honesty, had I known she was God, I would have looked twice at what belts we had...And then I would have looked twice at God and asked what the belt was for.